I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
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I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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