All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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