She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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