You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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