Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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