So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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