Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
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I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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