Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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