conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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