Duck Duck Cougar?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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