fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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