Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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