it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I have fence marks all over my body
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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