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I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
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His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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