I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
