Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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