Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
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I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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