fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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