oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
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I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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