mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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