Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
i believe in u and ur pee
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Randomize
