I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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