How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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