he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
