Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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