Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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