I smell stomach acid.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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