just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I wish you could order shots online.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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