I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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