When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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