Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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