I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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