do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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