I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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