So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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