I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I wish you could order shots online.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
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Alive.
So much puke
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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