i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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