It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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