I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
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She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
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It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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