Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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