What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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