I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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