Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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