There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
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I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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