what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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