The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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