is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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