so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.