worst night to have a conscience
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
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You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.