she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.