Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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