Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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