i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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