I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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