Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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