The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
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We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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