So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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