The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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