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I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
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do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
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It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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