I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
