I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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